If Spongbob looks at you and grows pahranah teeth please follow this rcue guide. (1)Run! (2)Lock yourself in a safe place (make sure there's only one spongebob.) (3)Lock windows. (4)Get your gun out (if you have one). (5)Blam Blam Blaml! (6)Stay quite. (7)(noise heard at door and he's scoming in) RUN and SHOOT!
What to do if spongebob stares at you in an unlikely way:
A: RUN LIKE HE!! B: Be an idiot, walk up to him closely and ask "why are you staring at me?" C: Pull out your tazer and just randomly zap him D: Beg for mercy ( Even thoe theres a 1/10 chance of that) E: Stay where you are, and if he walks up to you... Stick with plan A F: If he does walk up to you and you still dont move, just hope he doesnt chew